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What is a badass buff guy to do?... Huge rant? Definitely

So, it's time for a post that isn't about Melee tournaments.

I just got back from Emilee's house and felt like updating a bit about my life for those of you who do not see me often anymore (Which is pretty much every human being on the planet). I'm at the top of my Melee game, which is kind of good. I feel like my Melee practice is for nothing. All I do is play the same 3 people all the time. I want some variety, some challenge in a way. I want to go to tournaments, get some vids on the hub... Some recognition for my skills, if you will.

So I'm not really going to play Melee anymore. I'll play now and then with anyone who wants to get pwned, but I'm definitely not going to practice by myself like I used to. It just seems like a waste of time. So what do I do with all of this free time? The gym! But with whom... Angst and Brittain are really my only options since everyone else is overweight and doesn't seem to care. Your body being the only thing you're going to have for the rest of your life, you should definitely take care of it. Anyway, metal is still the best genre of music ever... Some techno is decent too. Like Prodigy, and such. I'm planning to get really huge by any means necessary. I also plan on weighing around 200 pounds within 6 months. I'm up to 155 now, which is 10 pounds heavier in a few weeks because of my 2200 calorie shakes. I bought a badass Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding, it's by Arnold. It's a good read, about 750 pages. I obviously haven't read it yet, but I will in time.

So, the friend situation with Angelo? Not particularly well. Let me name my closest of the close friends right now... Well, in my eyes it's only really Emilee. I don't really hang out with anyone else all that often, besides the occassional trip to the gym or Melee get together. It matters little though, because I'm not going to have time for friends between work, school, Emilee, and becoming the next white Ronnie Coleman. Speaking of which! The Mr. Olympia contest is on PPV tomorrow I believe. RC winning 7 consecutive contests... This is his 8th. Beating the old record of 7 (Held by Arnold Schwarzenegger) if he wins. How many of you can spell Schwarzenegger without any aid? Probably none of you.

Who reads this thing anymore? The only person I guarantee will comment is Emilee. This is because she loves commenting on my LJ to ensure that I don't think my update was pointless.

My lats need some serious work. I want to be able to "fly away" as Franco Columbo was told he could. Why do I work out so much? I think it has to do with the whole "You're smaller than everyone and weaker than them" thing that I've been dealing with for the majority of my life. I couldn't believe I was picked like, 4th from last for flag football senior year! It might've had to do with when I tried to stop the softball with my foot in games, followed by kicking it towards the bases during gym... It's not that I'm unathletic, I just didn't really care about winning games in gym. Except for... Pickleball and Dodgeball. Those were so fun.

Memory of the day: When I was playing flag football in gym. Ryan/Stefen/some other people were watching me because they had an open period or something. So I took this kid down with the ball, took his flag off of his little belt, and slapped him in the face with it as hard as I could. Followed by dropping it on his lap and walking away. Horgan yelled at me, but I didn't give a shit. I pwned that nub hat.
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